Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Mystery #152 - ABC 15 News


Joey Presents: Great Mysteries of the Universe
Mystery #152 - ABC 15 News

I just saw an almost 10 minute breaking news report that concluded, after much ado, that:

a) Killing animals is "bad"
b) Ducks like crackers

No exaggeration. The reporter literally closed with "And, as you can see here, as I feed them these crackers I'm attracting more and more and now they are just swarming (motions to group of five ducks in the lake) Thank you and goodnight."

What's more, the spot upstaged the news of a murder investigation in Phoenix. Murder? Well, murder is all right. But if you want ratings, duck spots are where it's at.

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