Mystery #150 - Bullet Time

Joey Presents: Great Mysteries of the Universe Mystery #150 - Bullet Time This isn't going to be one of my usual, wrathful Mysteries. Oh no, I am particularly fond of bullet time. I am an avid SUPPORTER of bullet time. In fact, I want to know what modern science is doing to make bullet time a part of my everyday life. Sure, brushing your teeth is pretty rad, but what if you could brush your teeth in bullet time? Especially if when you spit the glob made that cool bullet trail/ripple effect. To all you haters (lookin at you, Chad) bullet time does not equal slow motion. Slow motion is lame. Slow motion is for wimps, wimps who like to do lame, wimpy things like run and/or skip, possibly with inspiring music in the background. No, bullet time is like hardcore slow motion. It's the slow motion your grandparents aren't sure they approve of because, in their day, people dodged bullets the old fashioned way. Slow-mo aint got nuthin on this.