Monday, May 21, 2007

Mystery #159 – Your funny bone


Joey Presents: Great Mysteries of the Universe
Mystery #159 – Your funny bone

No.

No, I'm not going to write about how, if it's called the funny bone then why don't you laugh when you hit it. In fact, I am going to write about the complete and total losers who refuse to let that joke die. I mean, COME ON, "Hehe, hehehe, hey… hey man… hey… if you hit you're funny bone… uh, why aren't you laughing? Hehehe."

Because it freakin hurts, numbnuts. What'd you think it was? If I kick you in the penis, you don't start to suddenly act like a jerk, you fall on the floor and go "OOooooOOOOooohhh…." in a steadily climbing pitch. Don't believe me? Well let the stupid humorous joke slide next time, or it's ooh time.

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