Mystery #169 - Flies

Joey Presents: Great Mysteries of the Universe Mystery #169 - Flies Or, rather, the dude who NAMED flies. I mean, come on, who put this guy in the insect naming business? Somewhere there's a career counselor rotting in hell for this one. "Well you're, uh, creative... maybe you should name bugs?" I suppose the world can only be glad his idea didn't catch on. Could you imagine if ALL the world's great namers were this boring/uncreative/superlame? We'd all turn and look when someone shouted "Walk!", you'd have to change your name every time you hurt a leg, and you'd see commercials for a hundred cars all called the Roll. The 2007 Chevy Roll, your choice for all your Roll needs. Which would REALLY confuse Mr. Furlow.